CORNY

I AM CORNY... I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CORNY... AND I GUESS I ALWAYS WILL...

NOW, MY BEING CORNY HAS BECOME A PROBLEM...

THE FORMAT FOR MY DYOKS (JOKE) SEGMENT ON OUR SUNDAY TELE-MAGAZINE SHOW IS TRANSFORMING EVERY WEEK... I HAVE TO CHANGE THE CONCEPT EVERY WEEK BASED ON THE THEME FOR THAT EPISODE... YESTERDAY, I HAD THE "NOSTRAZANSU" WHICH WAS TO GIVE SILLY PREDICTIONS FOR 2009... IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY AT ALL...

NOW I HAVE TO DO A SPOOF FOR OUR OTHER HOST COZ IT'S HER BIRTHDAY! AND NOW, I AM ONCE AGAIN FROZEN... DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT IT WITHOUT BEING CORNY!!!

THIS IS A BIG BIG CHALLENGE FOR ME!!! HOPE I CAN DO THIS! AND I HOPE SOMEDAY I WOULD BECOME A REAL VERSATILE WRITER...